November 2010
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I ruined everything? EVERYTHING? Weee-owww, weee-owww- oh look, it’s the...
– Stan Smith
dallywally:
Expectations:
Reality:
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Dominos Lifehacks
Want a BBQ Chicken and Bacon pizza from Dominos, but don’t want to pay the “premium pizza” surcharge? Easy.
Go to the Dominos online store
Order “The Aussie” pizza (Bacon, egg, tomato and onion on BBQ sauce)
Remove egg and tomato (up to 2 topping adds/removals are free)
Add seasoned chicken.
???
PROFIT!!!
Congratulations, you now have a BBQ Chicken and Bacon...
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It’s cool NAB, I didn’t actually want to get my pay on time this week anyway.
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4000-1=
3999 pageviews on the new counter…who wants to be the one to tick it over?
outdoorelocution asked: in response to: Just imagine the fast paced, violent scenes from Lock Stock or Snatch, but with the HP characters and magic instead of guns :)
ohhh sorry i read your post alllll wrong haha. like i read the last line as being separate from the rest of the post, and was expecting one of those 'when you get it, you'll shit bricks' things, when really you were asking if...
ohhh sorry i read your post alllll wrong haha. like i read the last line as being separate from the rest of the post, and was expecting one of those 'when you get it, you'll shit bricks' things, when really you were asking if...
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5 Most Demeaning TSA Horror Stories So Far →
newfilosofee:
afghanibanani:
1. TSA agent feels around inside woman’s underwear: An ABC News producer says that while traveling recently, a TSA agent stuck a hand inside her underwear. “The woman who checked me reached her hands inside my underwear and felt her way around,” she said. “It was basically worse than going to the gynecologist. It was embarrassing. It was demeaning. It was...
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denzelgtfo:
Holy shit.
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When You Walk in the Room.
In this moment No one is pulling me down into the ground In this moment No one is pulling me down into the ground I can’t help it if I’m happy I can’t help it if I’m happy not to be sad ‘cause when you walk in the room I see things that I can’t understand I want you endlessly I want you endlessly I want you endlessly
I was tired - working myself into an...
Purchase.
Just picked up a case of Stella Artois and a sixer of Jimmy Squire’s IPA for less than $50. Thankyouuuu Tosti Cellars.
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Move over David Yates.
So I’m hurriedly reading at least the first part of DH tonight in preparation for the 12:10am screening tonight, and I’m up to the chapter “The Muggle-born Registration Committee” where the trio infiltrate the Ministry to try and steal the locket off Umbridge. They’re trying to escape in the Atrium, and I’m starting to read it like something out of a Guy Ritchie...
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She really went for it, I have to say. It caught me slightly off guard, but...
– Daniel Radcliffe on kissing Emma Watson (in a dream sequence of Ron’s) in Deathly Hallows.
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Autocue fail. →
In an “I’m Ron Burgundy..?” moment, Virginia Trioli from ABC News24 introduces herself as Michael Rowland. Thanks, autocue.
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Mike Gary Cole: My (I-promise-I'm-not) cynical... →
mcole:
I have a confession to make:
I am incredibly tired of church. I’m tired of singing songs and playing my guitar and the so-called worship curve. I’m tired of offering talks and the rich young ruler and something about a camel and a needle.
I’m tired of announcements. My God, I’m tired of…
Jesus spent time with prostitutes, hung out with traitors, thieves and liars,...
– (via freedreaming)
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Pitchfork Reviews Reviews: gerard butler's... →
pitchforkreviewsreviews:
in a club in midtown at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show afterparty, gerard butler is spitting game to this middle-aged but still pretty good looking woman and i wait until he is done and then go up to him and say,
“hi i write a blog about music can i ask you a question?” and he says “yes”
i…
I love this guy. Read it.
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COD.
Call of Duty or Came on Duty, amirite?
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Women.
Good Looking/ Intelligent/ Emotionally Stable.
Pick any two.
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The 2010 ARIA Awards...what an absolute joke. I... →
Dear Angus Stone,
You are an embarassment to the Australian music industry. Kindly:
Have a shave
Get a haircut
Wear something that’s been washed in the last couple of weeks, and is even vaguely appropriate for an awards night
Stop turning up to events blazed out of your mind
Honourable mentions go to Jessica Mauboy, for not being being able to pronounce “debut”, Ruby Rose...
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My budget doesn’t care about user experience.
– (via clientsfromhell)
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