June 2011
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Shut the hell up Katy Perry.
No reasonable member of the general drinking public is able to max their credit card every Friday night. Getting absolutely trolleyed at a bar is ridiculously expensive these days, and short of selling my kidneys (which would get me through about a fortnight), I need cash to buy other important vices, like hookers and Frankie magazine.
I mean look at you. We all don’t have as much as jew...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
blackjesusblogger:
youreinaccurate:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
this is dumb
it’s supposed to be, what is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence
The the difference between a cat and a cow
everything
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More facts.
South Australia is the only state in Australia where incest laws do not apply to grandchild and grandparent relationships.
Fact of the day.
Homosexuality was only decriminalised in Tasmania in 1997. Until then, men faced up to 21 years imprisonment for sexual relations with other men.
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skrillex - scary monsters and nice sprites....
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Illy | Cigarettes (ft. Hue Blanes)
Just been...
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Go Back To Where You Came From →
Australian broadcaster SBS is about to broadcast a groundbreaking new program over the next three nights, Go Back To Where You Came From. Six ordinary Australians will trace a refugees journey in reverse, stripped of all passports, identification and communication devices, challenging their preconceived notions of asylum seekers along the way. Pushed off the north coast of Australia in a leaky...
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hideindisguise asked: You're a jerk and I'm a dog. Anons are on fire this week.
Anonymous asked: You are honestly such a jerk.
Got some new followers from Portugal!
me gusta. (yeah, I know that phrase is spanish.)
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For everyone who ever said that all Aussie hip hop...
On proving my point.
dearcoketalk:
You keep saying that people shouldn’t refer to themselves as artists. One time you said that they should call themselves either painters, singers, actors or whatever. But what about people like me who are painters, sculptors, installation artists, photographers and designers all at once? I’d rather just call myself an artist rather than that entire list each and every time someone...
Dad's trying to reason with the cat.
“No, no, stop clawing my pants! Ok, ok, I’ll get a cup of tea then we can go and sit down.
Sound good?”
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“dont be sad regan
my back hurs when i breath
e
or breath
HOW DO I SPELL...”
– Let go, you’ll love it.
Happy Birthday to the Duke- Prince Phillip Turns... →
The duke, known for his plain-speaking, received a new title for his 90th birthday on Friday.
The queen made him Lord High Admiral - the titular head of the British Royal Navy - partly in recognition of the promising seafaring career he gave up to spend a lifetime at her side.
Prince Philip told the BBC he would finally scale back his workload.
“I reckon I’ve done my bit. I want...
Just quietly...
What happened to ohkirra’s tumblr? My dash is surprisingly empty, and her url is not found. Did she self-combust with rage after Kevin attributed human traits to a fetus?
What Went Wrong? (You Fucked Up My Life) | Blink...
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Been calling people all morning.
Me: Hey man, what's got a small penis and hangs down?
Them: Wut?
Me: A bat!
Them: lol
Me: Yeah, and what's got a large penis and hangs up?
Them: Wut?
Me: **hangs up** trololololol...
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Is it just me or...
do some people always seem to get exactly what they want?
hideindisguise asked: Sneaky Panic At The Disco? Fuck that, I'll be running up front screaming 'BRENDON URIE HAVE MY BABIES'. So no shame there.
Funnily enough a lot of the bands you mentioned are probably the ones I'd go see. My 17 year old self is loving this line up - Funeral For A Friend, Story Of The Year, The Used even. Would be keen for Sum 41, and All Time Low .... well their...
Funnily enough a lot of the bands you mentioned are probably the ones I'd go see. My 17 year old self is loving this line up - Funeral For A Friend, Story Of The Year, The Used even. Would be keen for Sum 41, and All Time Low .... well their...
I must practice grace.
Recently, I was hurt in a big way. Some of you know what I’m talking about, some of you will scroll back through the archives to try and guess and some of you will be clueless as to what happened. It doesn’t even matter, but I was angry, confused and bitter, and so blinded by my own selfish hurt that I was completely ignorant to any sobbed apologies, no matter how hearftfelt I knew...
hideindisguise asked: We're basically besties for sure. So soundwave? Just for the record, half the time I steer clear of mosh pits for the obvious reasons.
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I am a martyr, I just need a motive.
Been getting back into Bloc Party lately.
Going to ride my bicycle to work.
Like a boss an employee.
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“I’m down to 50 supposed friends, I deleted anyone that wasn’t a bike...”
– Social networking advice from mountain biking forum Rotor Burn. 