February 2012
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I miss Wollongong.
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
What the hell is this? I must have some boiled shrimp. Are you proud to serve that food? Fresh frozen? Blimey. You don’t give a fuck about food.
“And the woman said, The serpent
beguiled me, and I did eat.
— Genesis 3:13
...”
– Diane Lockward, Eve Argues Against Perfection (via grammatolatry)
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“I will never forget the first time we were down there. We were doing well in...”
– Jeremy McKinnon. I remember this night perfectly. The natural amphitheater around the metal stage at Eastern Creek Raceway was the fullest it had been all day. Thousands and thousands of kids packed against each other, absolutely wrecked by an entire day of 35ºC heat but going completely mental for...
Things to look forward to:
1 day til Soundwave
4.5 days til pay day
4 weeks til tattoo time
Things to not look forward to:
2 weeks until the State Debt Recovery Office comes asking about my traffic infringement
2 weeks to find my traffic infringement notice, in order to pay it
Flourescent Adolescent.: Rihanna & Chris Brown... →
watch4thesquares:
“Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled…
…and he only got community service. High profile figures doing shit...
Trolling on Facebook is very easy.
fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:
Black people serve 60% longer sentences than... →
leftcollection:
“A new study by M. Marit Rehavi of the University of British Columbia and Sonja B. Starr of the University of Michigan Law School shows that Black Americans receive almost 60% long prison sentences than white Americans who committed the same crime.
The study covered 58,000 federal criminal cases and found that there was a significant difference between the sentences given to...
Roses are red Violets are blue Something something something Chris Brown is a piece of shit.
FUCKIN YEAH TYPICAL AUSSIE!: okay so i wrote this... →
typicalaussie:
okay so i wrote this on a facebook status earlier today and it got 25+ likes so that means it must be correct, right?
“Is it just me that is constantly disgusted by the general customer service in most general pants stores? at least acknowledge my existence rather than starring me down like I’m…
It's not even the weekend and I've spent too much...
Gore-Tex jacket
Head torch
Pen torch
Dry bag
Travel Spork and collapsible mug
Thursday night out
Full tank of petrol
Haircut
Assorted items of home and kitchen ware from Target
Finally went and checked out the completed design for my tattoo as well, it’s gonna be so awesome, even better than I imagined. Traditional style, circus colour fade text, wrapping right round my...
Shit My Students Write: The dream of the 90s →
shitmystudentswrite:
Within the 20th century, the ‘90s were hands down the greatest decade for a boy to be born and raised through. The pop-culture and technology was simply at its prime. We’ll start from the beginning. What do kids at the age from just being born to about six years old care about? That’s simple,…
Girl I was seeing for a bit got taken to Melbourne...
Are you shitting me?! The best thing I ever did for a girl on Valentines day was take her to the beach with some banana bread I made, before spilling coffee everywhere and locking my keys in the car.
Winner.
tahliapritchard asked: You massive creep. I'm scared for the horse.
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As his appearance suggests, Matt Corby is, in...
7th grade kid at work: What's a pedophiles favourite type of shoes?
Me: I'm almost legally required to report this, please don't say the punchline...
7th grade kid: Aw man, I was going to say white Vans.
Me: *dies of laughter*
